October 07, 2008 | Kirby

Lock and Load: Bulletproof Clothing

Unless your name is , you’re a member of the Italian mafia or you live in , California, I really find no use to own clothing. Oh yes, vests are a thing of the past with ’s new line of bullet-resistant menswear. From leather jackets, to tuxedo shirts and from rain coats to polos, the Columbian clothing line can revert the piercing capabilities of a bullet into a mere “punch.” 

But please, don’t get delusional. If you don’t own a multi-million dollar estate where others can reap the benefits and you aren’t some high falutin  political figure, chances are that nobody wants to kill you. Ok, so you’re not as high on the food chain as you may think, but at least it will save you $7000 on coat! 

For those of you who still think you are “special” enough to own clothing, remember these few things.

-A tuxedo isn’t going to save you from a rocket-launcher. or not, you’re a goner.

-If you get shot in the face, it isn’t ’s problem. 

 

 

Thanks Buzzfeed and NY Times!

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About the Author: After dropping $31 for Valencia orange juice and strawberry-banana yogurt at a Greenwich Village Gristedes, begging her parents for nearly $50,000 a year to attend America's dream school, NYU, and wasting $26.50 on a lost MetroCard, there is nothing more priceless than Kirby's arrival at Fashion Indie. As a Buffalo native, where the God-awful Ugg Boots slop around the slushy April snow, Kirby made the executive decision to relocate to an atmosphere accepting of crocodile thigh-high gladiator sandals (apologies to her dog who stuck in the suburbs of Buffalo sleeping in the shadows of the stairwell). Kirby is currently exploiting the opportunities New York City has to offer. From running into Gossip Girl cast members at the NYU gym, to coincidentally modeling in Fashion Indie's Brooklyn Bridge show, and finally to pursuing her dream of becoming the new Anna Wintour, Kirby is taking no prisoners...except maybe for her roomate's Marc by Marc jacket, which by the way Andrea, you probably won't see again.


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