Look Like a Vapid Hilton Sidekick While Carrying A Bastard Spawn. AKA Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie, the former Simple Life star who has parlayed her 15 minutes by getting knocked up by the balding Good Charlotte Madden twin (in case anyone was wondering why she’s still relevant), has just announced she’s working on a maternity collection.
I’m guessing this will be for women who enjoy heroin, anorexia and being pregnant with mentally disabled offspring. (second hand smoke kills Nicky) “My line will be about making women look and feel good at a really emotional time. It’s about showing your best self, not your tired, worn-down self. Guys don’t go through that, they just don’t understand,” she said which roughly translates to “I’m running out of options since no one really cares about me any more and this just might keep me in the news for a few enough months to get knocked up by the other Madden twin and finally release my album.”
We can’t wait…
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About the Author: Founder and main dude at Fashion Indie, Daniel Saynt began his career in fashion at the tender age of 14, when he worked in the stockroom for some unnamed fashion whorehouse. His distaste for the mainstream quickly festered until he decided enough was enough, denouncing all mainstream fashion lines (unless the stuffs on sale or just down right irresistible or free, you can't say no to free).
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