Lydia Hearst Is Not Paris Hilton, Like Okay!

Evidently Lydia Hearst has her own column in the Page Six Magazine, called “The Hearst Chronicles.” I wouldn’t normally care, but I found this gem from her Sunday column. She writes that since appearing in British lingerie line Myla’s fall campaign there’s been: “…a bit of mudslinging . . . about how I’m Paris Hilton.” Excuse us, what were we thinking?! You’re both too thin, too blonde, and too rich due to familial status. Is there anyway we could possible tell you apart. Miss. Hearst is happy to oblige: “Remember: I am a supermodel and have the award to prove it, and she is a celebrity. There’s no comparison.”

And today one of you is a self-important vacuous dummy.

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