Magazine Crisis: How Much Can You Make at Vogue?
Everyone must realize that magazines are a dying breed. With circulations dipping, ad sales moving online, and content getting dated by a slew of bloggers posting around the clock, it was only a matter of time before some of the big wigs felt the pinch.
Enter Andre Leon Tally, fashion indie bashing boy and editor-at-extra-large at Vogue. According to Page Six, the plus-sized fashionisto was caught with his panties in a twist when he attempted to buy a pair of XXL Calvin Klein thongs at Macy’s (really Calvin, XXL thongs. FOR MEN!!! You’re a real son of a bitch.). The hilarity ensued when Tally attempted to open up a store credit card and was DENIED!!! Apparently, he left in complete embarrassment and had to come back later for the purchase.
Number 1. Do you really need to BUY Calvin Klein thongs!?! Can’t you just have them sent to you for free?
Number 2. What’s up with your credit man? Your sounding a bit like the punchline of a Chris Rock joke.
Number 3. Who the fuck still shops at Macy’s? It’s all in Soho now or Brooklyn buddy. Macy’s for soccer moms and tourist. I would have given you Lord & Taylor since it’s now Robert Verdi’s favorite store (goddamn those in taxi ads) but Macy’s is heading the way of J.C.Penny’s or worse, Sears.
Hopefully, Andre will get his finances in order before the ball drops on all printed fair, cause once the empire collapses there will be few spaces left for hefty print fucker to lie his pretty monogrammed head.
Source: New York Post
