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Even though everyone and their gay in the closet brother would watch, Marc Jacobs won’t be hitting the reality circuit just yet. Sorry Bravo, you’ll just have to settle for every other fame whoring designer out there.

“It’s totally false. It’s been causing a lot of confusion. Marc and Lorenzo haven’t been approached about it as far as I know. They don’t have any plans for reality television right now,” said a spokesperson for Jacobs.

Notice the “right now”. Does that mean this year, decade, lifetime?!? Come on spokesperson, elaborate. The Christian Siriano Project is coming soon and I’m hoping another designers life will be on the tube to distract me from a whole season of “fierce”, “ferosh”, and “trannie hot mess”. Oh god Bravo!!! You’re shows and their stupid, weak ass catchphrases. I die.

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