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So MTV has figured out how to replace Lauren Conrad. Her name is Jazmin, she has a fashion line, and she just might be the dumbest 20-year old in history.

House of Jazmin, a show that follows around an aspiring designer who seems about as vapid and devoid of fashion knowledge as Ed Hardy, will be hitting the airwaves on August 18th. Jazmin considers her collection “sophisticated and chic” according to W (WHAT THE FUCK!!! W IS INTERVIEWING THIS CHICK!!! OFFICIALLY CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THIS PUBLICATION GO). We consider her collection a Rachel Antonoff RIP OFF.

Here are some more quotes from Jazmin, the “designer” behind Li Cari:

It’s, like, really versatile. There are pieces that you could see on a 14-year-old girl or a 50-year-old woman. And I really try to create timeless pieces that you don’t look back and say, ‘What was I thinking when I wore that?’ You know, stuff that you can pass down to your children.

So wait, you expect a 14-year-old and a 50-year-old to wear your stuff? You’re sounding more like Ed Hardy already. (We haven’t forgotten that you’re already one foot in the grave Madonna. That young latin lover ain’t fooling anyone.). Jazmin continues:

I think my biggest influence and inspiration would be Coco Chanel because just, like, the cuts and the fabrics and everything are so, like, my personal style. And so it’s so, like, exciting to see all of her work and how she started with hats, and when I was young I started designing, like, sketches of perfume bottles. I was just attracted to design in general and so then as I got a little bit older it, like, went, like, all the way toward fashion.

Like totally, like Coco Chanel, was like, so like, sophisticated and like an inspiration and like, amazing, and like I like design, like her. Wait that last like, kind of like, made sense, like thats totally never like happened, like before, like…. (Jazmin’s head proceeds to spin around and explodes.)

So basically, this show is going to be hugely popular, kicking everyone other fashion show in the history of times ass, and you will most likely be buying tasteless timeless garb from Li Cari soon. Follow the link for a preview video of the show.

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