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NAME: Yuyi

CLASSIFICATION: Mermaid

PERSONALITY: Real, if you want her to be. Awaiting a human lover to save her.

DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: Fin. Gills (sometimes). No nipples.

MOMENT(S) OF GLORY: Transformation in You and I video. Controversy-centric wheelchair appearance.

LOW POINT(S): Tweet from @BetteMidler: “Dear @ladygaga Ive been doing singing mermaid in a wheelchair since 1980-You can keep the meat dress and the firecracker tits-mermaid’s mine.”