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Founder and main dude at Fashion Indie, Daniel Saynt began his career in fashion at the tender age of 14, when he worked in the stockroom for some unnamed fashion whorehouse. His distaste for the mainstream quickly festered until he decided enough was enough, denouncing all mainstream fashion lines (unless the stuffs on sale or just down right irresistible or free, you can't say no to free).

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Michelle Trachtenberg: Gossip Girl, Jewelry Designer, Bitch Who Just Stepped Into My Territory

May 2nd, 2008 • Related • Filed Under


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Michelle Trachtenberg is officially on my bashed list.

Aside from staring in one of televisions most unintelligent attempts to justify bitchism amongst today’s young women, Michelle has a jewelry line (yet another celebrity designer) and a, dun dun dun, FASHION BLOG!!!  Bitch you just stepped into a mean old territory reserved for unemployed writers, stay-at-home mommas, and me. I will give you a few seconds to end your attempt to speak as if you know anything about anything and allow you to slink away from the online spotlight to star in Eurotrip 2.

Why is it that celebrities feel they can be a jack of all trades? Scarlett’s singing, Fergie’s acting, and just about every celebrity is designing. It would be really nice if these celebrities stopped trying to be a little bit of everything and just focussed on their craft.  Then maybe they wouldn’t suck so bad and might get better roles or at least be more respected.

Michelle, from one blogger to another (sorry I just vomited a little in my mouth), please quit your attempt to be in touch with an online audience. No one wants to read about what you wore on Gossip Girls (okay some people might), but we definitely don’t care about your cheesy jewelry line. Instead of spending your time at home crafting over-priced knick-knacks, get your ass out to industry functions, charity events, or other spots where you can get photographed and noticed. Build up some more recognition for your most profitable brand, you’re not half-bad face and perky rack.  No one is expecting you to blog or design. We just want you to act. So get you’re butt out their and whore the shit out of yourself to the industry. That will surely prevent you from having time to use your hands to designer or blog.

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