Edited by yael friedman on
ANTM is what you call a target rich environment: so many things to poke fun at, I just can’t choose! Where to start? Let’s start from the top, with the hair that looks as if a small dog sat on their heads and died. What do you call that hairdo, RIP Teacup Fido? Then there’s those too-tight Space Odyssey Voyage to the Bizarro Planet. With every season of ANTM Tyra Banks gets more and more annoying with her “challenges” that couldn’t challenge bacteria. Which doesn’t really matter when you realize that every season the models get dumber. When it first started the girls had other ambitions, went to medical school, had careers. Now all you need to get on the show is an IQ of room temperature and some ghetto culture. Seriously, did that last girl think she could be turned into a model with the flip of a switch? Enough already!!!!!
Yael Friedman is a Brooklyn gal, born and bred. She established herself as a fashion pro at an early age when she turned old socks and holey gloves into chic Barbie wear. Her family doesn't leave the house until Yael approves their sartorial selections. She speaks a decent English, a nasty trash, and has tried Spanish and Hebrew, to no avail. That's okay, fashion is about the pictures, and a picture is worth, what, 500 words in this market?