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Teen “heart-throb” Shia LeBeouf dresses up as a middle aged business man and goes swimming for his Parade magazine cover. Is this a joke? Where are the abs? (wait, does he have any?) The steamy shots of him with Transformers co-star Megan Fox? I don’t like Shia in the first place, but this “I’m a dad who just got home from a long day at work and my 5 year old threw me in the pool” look just isn’t working. I’m glad that Shia had to be wearing this button down that looks like it came from JC Penny for this shoot, such sexy, fresh and young styling, NOT! Frankly, he doesn’t look very happy himself, or maybe that’s just his sexy face? I’m not really sure – I’ve never really paid attention to him before. Maybe i’ll have to start… wouldn’t want to miss another one of these joke covers. Go to the source to read about Shia watching his parents have sex and smoke weed… you know you want to hear about this successful middle aged business mans corrupt childhood and “twisted R-Rated humor”.

SOURCE: Pop Crunch