Mischa Barton “Designs”….Society Takes A Turn For The Worse
……dazed, confused and hungrier than 3rd world orphans
Well 1st she showed up to the MET gala looking a flammable, pretentious mess, then there was the tabloid fallout when pictures of her cottage cheesed assless back surfaced, and now? I guess because misery loves company, we the fashion world must suffer as well, seeing Mischa will soon “design” her own line of handbags *pause for projectile vomit and explicatives*. My grandmother always said that, “Idol hands are the devils work”. Meaning, when you ain’t got nothin’ to do, you decide that it would be a good time to become a “designer”. That’s right childrens’, if’n you have nothing better to do with your time becuz the roles aren’t pouring in and you got canned from your hit show and Neutrogena drops you like you’ve contracted the clap & an itchy bleeding rash and the tabloids publish pictures of your slinking, sloppy, junky trunk. Poor Mischa, as much as I loathe her, I feel kind of bad for the rotting body of death that is her career, OUCH! That even hurt me to say. It just seems like a case of ”reaping what you sow’” a.k.a. KARMA for being such a douchecock during her O.C. days. Afterall Karma is an vengeful, violently menstrating whore that will not be satiated till she draws the very last drop of lifes blood leaving you walking the red carpet at The MET looking the cockeye-ded fool.
Oh yea and the line will be hitting stores early July in the UK, blah, blah, blah and all that jazz. The line will feature leather and snakeskin bags with a flower logo hand drawn by Mischa herself probably with crayons and finger paints. Mischa you just got yo’self a good ol’ bashin’, pick your face up boo!
Love you Mischy! Just like sweet zexy Jesus!
- Z’maji
