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Satchel of Gravel recently got an update from Cameron Beamon (the kid who got stuck in his own jeans) and it looks like the young man has turned tragedy into success by becoming a spokesmodel for streetwear brand Mishka.

[Congrats Cameron on turning your love for testicle crushing denim fits into a career!]

In a related note, we’d like to point out that Mishka’s Spring ‘08 line is so dope that it accomplishes not one, but two things:

1. Paying homage to Suicidal Tendencies by not paying them.

2. Ensuring that by wearing their gear, women will never take you seriously.

The line get’s extra “kudos” for producing some of the tightest/whitest jeans in history. Alright, that’s not completely true, but these jeans look ridiculous.