Miss “A” Knife Kicks Boys Butts
Don’t you want to maintain your sexy but still be prepared at all times? And NO! This is not about condom carriage you oversexed Indies, it’s about bein’ resourceful and cute with out faltering. Say you snag your nail on some $2 Pay-Pal trick’s weave at the club cuz she got all up in ya face talkin’ bout, “You stole my man, you stole my man!” when you know you returned him after you were through. Well you want to keep your fab in tact but still take care of business. So you whip out your Miss “A” Knife, flip out the main blade and get to work slicin’ and dicin’ that toothless skanch beyond recognition.
Afterwards, you may proceed to the bathroom and use the nifty nail file to get your manicure back together, flip open the mirror to make sure your make-up is still flawless, pop one of mommy’s little helpers from the pillbox to calm your nerves & use the rubber tipped pointer to send a text on your touch screen phone to Rebecca and Daniel about how you just mollywhopped a hoe on the dance floor. Now only if it had a little flask for an little afternoon delight, mm-hmm!
- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO
