Mister Morts Rules For Man

Dejour Magazine has just introduced a new series in which they interview a different style savant about their rules. Check out Mister Mort (aka Mordechai S. Rubinstein) of Jack Spade for his views. Check them out.
A man should always be genuine.
A man should never don women’s jeans.
A man Is in serious trouble when wearing a shirt untucked with a tie before midnight.
If you can’t have a Hasselblad, at least have a Lumix.
Personally, I find new menswear repulsive, because it isn’t genuine.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. When in need, a clandestine trip to Jamaica or Paris will make everything better.
There is not much better in this world than Wagwan Radio on Sunday afternoons.
If there ever were a rule that begged on its knees to be broken, it is wearing seersucker or a straw hat after labor day.
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Comment by saralee on 5 March 2008:
He is THE MAN!
Comment by Mr Mitchellz on 6 March 2008:
Mr. Mort knows what it’s all about. Pure genius.
Thank you Mister Mort you’re an inspiration to Chassidim nationwide. ‘Ave Mercy
Mr Mitch