Edited by Lauren Garroni on
Yesterday the blogs went crazy discussing the possible separation of Mary Kate Olsen and her twin Ashley’s fashion lines. The demise of the wobbly two-some has been predicted for some time now, because after all everybody loves a good breakup even-if it is among family. The dividing line seems to say that Ashley will design Rick Owen’s rip-off The Row, while Mary Kate will work on the funkier Elizabeth and James. Ashley has reportedly banned Mary Kate from The Row designing duites till she gets her personal life in order. Really? If every designer need to have their personal life in order before they worked, we would never get a collection from Marc Jacobs…..
Here’s a breakdown of the two lines
Elizabeth and James
For the upscale hobo look
The Row
For the sleek, nouveau riche city girl 
There once was a girl from California who bitch slapped Anna Wintour and then called Andre Leon Tally a fatty. That girl wasn't me but god was she fucking cool.
Love: foreign fashion magazines, newstands, charlotte rampling, silent movies
Hate: Lilo, ScarJo, The Zoe, trends, but chiefly hipsters-fuck hipsters