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Everyone is half-assing their style today. Rihanna looks fabulous in this black jumpsuit at Capital FM’s Jingle Bell Ball. The accessories, especially that necklace, pull her look together quite nicely. She looks really sophisticated until you see her nails. God, they remind me of this fake nail kit I got for Christmas when I was 11; you could decal plastic pink nails, then bedazzle the shit out of them in the “glitter dome.” I used it for a year before realizing I looked like Cousin Vicki from Vegas Vacation. Time to take it to the Goodwill, Rihanna.
Thanks to Concreteloop.com for the pics.
I stole my first pair of platforms from the Spice Bus in 1997 when Anglophilia was all the rage. Collector of vintage bags, vinyl and kitchen appliances. My dream of becoming a butcher is momentarily on hiatus so I can teach you how to wear muumuus and apply false eyelashes. Follow me on Twitter @CrystlMeatballs.