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So George Clooney got a new set of teeth. And in case he was wondering we noticed! See veneers are about as subtle as a chemical peel. They are like blocks of marble shoved into ones mouth, blinding in an unnatural way. And with no movies in the pipeline other than an animated feature-I’m guessing this isn’t for a role. It’s never healthy when a movie star starts getting work done to look like their wax version of themselves (Victoria Beckam I’m thinking of you!). Oh well, even with fake teeth his still hotter than 95% of men out there.
There once was a girl from California who bitch slapped Anna Wintour and then called Andre Leon Tally a fatty. That girl wasn't me but god was she fucking cool.Love: foreign fashion magazines, newstands, charlotte rampling, silent moviesHate: Lilo, ScarJo, The Zoe, trends, but chiefly hipsters-fuck hipsters