Edited by Lauren Garroni on
Although she is posing for this photo, Rachel Zoe is really thinking:
a. “Holy crap, I want a Krispy Kreme….screw the Karl Lagerfeld diet”
b. “Is that that fat bitch Nicole Richie over there….I made that whore!”
c. Nothing, because she botoxed all her brain matter away
[photo: style.com]
There once was a girl from California who bitch slapped Anna Wintour and then called Andre Leon Tally a fatty. That girl wasn't me but god was she fucking cool.
Love: foreign fashion magazines, newstands, charlotte rampling, silent movies
Hate: Lilo, ScarJo, The Zoe, trends, but chiefly hipsters-fuck hipsters