MOVIE: Amy Winemouse Officially Makes Me Want To Adopt a Brit

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Can you hear that sexy little accent? I don’t understand what they fuck they are saying but Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty have just made me want to adopt a Brit, and not one of those needy, crying baby types, but a full grown emaciated adult who’s addicted to meth and a lethal doses of cocaine that is cut by mixing the root drug with WD-40 and Aqua Net. Precious.

I don’t want these people to go away so I hope they don’t accidentally OD anytime soon. Thank god Mr.Babyshambles found someone new to leech off of, cause I was really worried he was out of the picture once Kate dumped his ass for bringing home a weak batch of powdery goodness.

I don’t want to prematurely ejaculate this out there, but can a Amy & Pete reality series be in the works. I don’t have any sources for this shit, but I would be willing to pay to see these people doing their own thing for about an hour a day.  Hell, I’d even buy the sex tape if Pete ever gets those mice and that pesky Blake out of the picture.