Edited by Lauren Garroni on
How lame were the MTV Movie Awards last night? It was awkward like a Junior High Dance. But I wasn’t watching it for the lame jokes, I was watching it for the bad fashion. The MTV Movie Awards are one of those rarified red carpet events where nobody knows what to wear. What is the dress code for one of these things? Dressy? Causual? That’s why you will find people dressed in ballgowns as well as jeans. Deliciously awkward. I noticed three key trends at the award show when it came to fashion-celebs either dressed like they were going to Prom, going to a Biker rally, or like Porn star.
Prom Chic:
Megan Fox
Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton
Biker Chic:
SJP
Charlize Theron
Anne Hathaway
Porn Chic:
Jennifer Hudson
Tila Tequila
There once was a girl from California who bitch slapped Anna Wintour and then called Andre Leon Tally a fatty. That girl wasn't me but god was she fucking cool.Love: foreign fashion magazines, newstands, charlotte rampling, silent moviesHate: Lilo, ScarJo, The Zoe, trends, but chiefly hipsters-fuck hipsters