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- The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge cringe uneasily on the cover of the latest Vanity Fair, an outtake from their royal wedding engagement photo session with Mario Testino. Though they’re probably cringing purposefully because its Vanity Fair and they knew they’d be following in these trashy footsteps. [Styleite]
- Testino might as well open up a bridal portrait studio as he will also be Kate Moss‘s official wedding photographer. [Fashion Collections]
- Tranny supermodel Lea T. shot her first swimwear campaign for Brazilian label Blue Man. Terry Richardson captures Lea romping on the beach with hottie Marlon Texeira and a bevy of Brazilian boy beauties. Some aspirational girls get all the luck. [Fashionista]
- Lea’s partner in the andro-super game, Andrej Pejic was voted the 98th sexiest woman in the world by FHM (take that Gaga!), which subsequently buried the accompanying (and kinda cunty) article about him. Leave the snark to the pros, FHM. [Stylecaster]
- Unofficial American diplomat, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi crashed into a police car in Italy yesterday and as a result lost her driver’s license. A day later, she’s wearing a neck brace only to toss it into the air à la Mary Richards. Love is all around, Snickers! — and she will smoosh all of it. [Socialite Life]
- “Move over Naomi,” warns Cadbury‘s new ad, “There’s a new diva in town.” Well, Ms. Campbell has a team of lawyers, a cell phone cocked and ready as well as a stash of blood diamonds that begs to differ. Naomi is threatening to sue Cadbury over its ad because its “racist,” though methinks she just wants them to know that no one outs Naomi in the corner. No one! [Gawker]
I was center square from 1969 to 1978, during which I perfected the art of the zing as well as a crippling cocaine addiction. Bea Arthur was responsible for both.
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