Comments on: Shop: Lily Allen’s Michael Jackson Watch

By: Deggie

Deggie — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:29:29 +0000

Young boys want blowjobs and MJ is just helping them find relief. He’s a saint.

By: nofarkenway

nofarkenway — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:56:17 +0000

Sir toe knee will be SSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo be jealous if he can’t have one.

By: Pambo Russell

Pambo Russell — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:48:06 +0000

Wacko Jacko – He’s a joke in any time zone.

By: Daniel Saynt

Daniel Saynt — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:42:04 +0000

Yeah seriously. Regardless I need one pronto. I want a Micheal, an OJ Simpson, and maybe a John Bennet Ramsey

By: SneakyP

SneakyP — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:57:40 +0000

Nice whine, Jason.

By: Jason

Jason — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:07:55 +0000

Fujikawa do me a favor and stop spreading your fucking lies you sick bastard. Cujo DeSockpuppet shut the fuck up.

By: Fujikawa

Fujikawa — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:30:24 +0000

She wears the watch to keep small children and flying insects away. Most children born after 1993 are automatically repelled by MJ’s face.

By: Cujo DeSockpuppet

Cujo DeSockpuppet — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:44:37 +0000

It’s somehow fitting that the movement for the hands of the watch covers up the artificial nose that keeps falling off.

But that looks like the police lineup picture.

By: kpriss

kpriss — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:32:27 +0000

ohh, she looks so cheaply american! It’s incredible! I loved her dark locks! As for the watch, I hope it was MJ’s idea, at least like that he could save what’s left of neverland.

By: Michael Jackson Comeback - Can Michael Jackson make a comeback?

Michael Jackson Comeback - Can Michael Jackson make a comeback? — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

is the incredibly desired Michael Jackson watch she’s sporting. This thing is off the cool meter and is officially on the top of my must have list. It’s instead cred and way more cooler than a Mickey band. … Read the rest of this great posthere