Edited by Saynt on

Okay, that was a lie, but seriously, what the fuck is this girl wearing?!? I’m hoping this is for a role. If not Natalie Portman please return to Hollywood and begin stalking Victoria Beckham. Hide in her closet, take photos of her and David doing the nasty, and then threaten to reveal his microphallus to the world if she doesn’t immediately begin to give you a makeover. You need help girlie, hopefully it’s not too late.
[Van Nuys, May 19. Image via INF]
SOURCE: Natalie Portman: Different Day, Same Duds [Snap Judgment] [Saynt's shared items in Google Reader]







