Non Means No

“Mens Non-No has been one of the original Japanese fashion magazines…For their latest April issue, they have teamed up with the fashion brand, Neighborhood, on a pair of special edition underwear.” - Hypebeast

Limited edition underwear collaborations with a magazine? Seriously? It’s far too easy to rip this idea into shreds so I’ll take a pass on that.

The hardest part about this is deciding who’s the bigger idiot here.

Is it:

A. The Japanese magazine Mens Non-No (two no’s don’t make a yes)

B. Hypebeast who continues to lose credibility by posting this garbage because they, like the underwear on the model, are so busy hugging Neighborhood’s nuts to notice how wack an idea it is.

C. The 50 idiots who just pre-ordered the nut-huggers with their Mom’s credit card.

D. All of the above

Who needs limited edition underwear from a company that’s not known for their underwear game? Talk to me when its Calvin Klein, Victoria’s Secret, Agent Provocateur, La Perla, etc… Christ even Joe Boxer would be a more appropriate fit. (Pun intended).

The only woman who’s gonna see those is your mom when she does your laundry on Sunday and she wont be able to tell the limited edition joints from your scooby doo ones.

Shout out to the model who clearly sacrificed his own testicles for this photoshoot.

source: Satchel of Gravel