Nylon Magazine Is Run By Satan…….Help Us Couture Jesus!
I stuck my finger in Chloe Sevigny and all I got was this hat and the clap
Suprise, suprise, another malnurished young lady is “taking fashion by storm”. Clemence Poesy, better known as that whiny teen witch that got her snooty, boney rump handed to her in “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire“, is on the cover of the waste of paper resources, Nylon magazine - with who? Chloe Sevignums’……OF FRIGGIN COURSE! and now their like BFF’s………….Calgon take me away! My question is this, what horrible, pornographic acts did we commit in life to be subjected to these rich little brats being forced on us like prison yard gang rape!!!
Sexy?!?!
Even tho’ Clemence has a lucrative deal with the French luxury line, Chloe, to be spokesman for their latest fragrance and a budding film career……something inside my spirit tells me I’m gonna want her dead reeeeeaaaaallll soon……well not dead, just incapacitated in a permanent way.
Chloe: I sure could use a drink and some blow right now!
Clemence: Yea, me too………..wait what………..what did you say?
Anja: WoW! I shoulda listened to Z’maji and told yawl hoes hell nawl!
I have no problem with people makin’ cash funds but will the real trend setters please stand up?! I’m tired of these kids with parents that run our economy plastering their talentless asses all over American culture. A note to The Gays: not every little bulemic girl you find lurking in the corner of a hooka bar is the next saviour of the fashion industry………just cuz she has blood shot eyes and she hasn’t combed her hair in a few days and has tracks on her arms doesn’t mean that she’s “FIERCE”………..put down the ‘poppers’ and pull yourself together!
-Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO
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