Of Course If You Break Up Your Probably Gonna Off Yourself If It Ever Rains
The perfect umbrella for making other couples look like douchebags who have never been hugged by their daddies. This thing is too, too cute, which makes me want find someone who has one and rob them at gunpoint. I’m sure someone out there has this, if you do let me know. I want to make fun of you in person and tell your boyfriend that he really needs to be getting around to growing a pair of balls.
No, but seriously, I want one. Does that make me gay, cause I’m feeling like I’ve just been castrated for even entertaining the idea of walking down the street with one of these?
Find the “Yes, she’s my girlfriend. No, I don’t want your number” umbrella here.
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About the Author: Founder and main dude at Fashion Indie, Daniel Saynt began his career in fashion at the tender age of 14, when he worked in the stockroom for some unnamed fashion whorehouse. His distaste for the mainstream quickly festered until he decided enough was enough, denouncing all mainstream fashion lines (unless the stuffs on sale or just down right irresistible or free, you can't say no to free).
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