Off To Bitchwood
Today Becks and I are off the Bitchwood, Clevelands premiere shopping destination/mega mall. Figured we’d infuse some of her birthday money into Saks hungry pockets. I’m really just hoping to clothesline some bitch who tries stealing my performance fleece and then pissing on her at Old Navy. Oh god do I hate Black Friday shopping at suburban malls. Wish me luck indies, I might not make it out alive.
