Oh, The Horror…

Kirby Marzec, Managing Editor December 2 at 3:42 | Comments | TWEET THIS

Britney Spears, taking awful to a whole new level, one embarrassment at a time. Allow me to count the ways:

1) Worst hair extensions I have EVER seen.
2) I could lip-sync that song better than Spears…and she’s the damn recording artist!
3) I could also dance better than Spears…and God knows how terrible I am at dancing.
4) No, pretending to have a seizure does not constitute as dancing.
5) The spandex look a bit too tight, a bit too uncomfortable and a bit too unflattering.
6) Spears looks as if she is learning how to walk again…heels too high maybe?

Now that I’m done bashing Britney Spears, I’m going to wish my favorite epic failure of a pop-star a happy 27th birthday! For she’s a jolly good fellow…

Thanks Popcrunch!