Oh, You Can’t Be In Cause Your Out. Auf Wiedersehen!

Nin-ya Garcia is like a bat out of Elle. Immediate following her departure, she decided to skip Simon Doonan’s “Look how much gayer I’ve become now that cameras are following me” party and decided to head face first into some Columbian fairy dust only to wake up this morning to discover she’s jobless with the exception of a guest judge on some Lifetime reality show (I’ve woken up to the same situation. It really does just lead to prostitution and an OD on candy-coated Advils) .   This is a dark, dark day for our fellow hispanical which is why we must poke fun. (”Hit them while their down” is the official motto of most fashion mags, why should we be different).

Okay, so all that was not true.

We’re not sure what Nina did at Elle, she was a fashion editor or something, but it is a good thing that she’s out. She now has time to get her own series and give Stacey London a run for her money. I’d suggest heading to Univision (not being racist, so keep reading) cause a ton of spanish chica’s need some help in the “looking like a white girl” department.  They aren’t all J.Lo’s (like the enjoy believing) which is why Nina can help out her brethren and teach girls with junk in da trunk how to not wear jeans that are four sizes too big.

Or she can pull a Conrad and come out with a line. We suggest shoes, since she’s such a big fan. Or take over Tim Gunn’s job at Liz, cause that man has no idea what the fuck he’s doing there.  (I think mascot is his official title).  Or, maybe Bravo can give her her own show as the genius that was Project Runway slowly sinks into irrelevance on the network that caters to women who wear Depends and crazy cat people.

Either way, we know this is not the end for Garcia and we can’t wait to see how our favorite fashion spic (we can say it, you can’t) makes her mark now that she has the free time. You can always come work for us Ninya.