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Edited by on August 14 2008 at 1:00 PM

Pack On The Gloss, Shed That Flab

Something about this is just plain odd. Actually, scratch that, everything about this is just plain odd. Fuze has created a lip gloss that is supposed to work as an energy booster and appetite surpressant. Do they know you’re not supposed to eat your makeup? I highly doubt there’s anything that could boost ur energy and surpress your apetitie from a scent, unless it’s horribly gross; and according to fuze, the smacker is supposed to smell like heaven on earth. Hmm, something about this makes me think its a scam. Does anyone actually think their going to dab their lips, pucker up, and loose ten pounds? I don’t think so! Come on guys, you’re smarter than this.

Story by Marissa Moshell, Student

When I started this internship I was a quiet, innocent, polite girl. Now I find myself bashing poorly dressed celebrities and trannys thanks to the influence of Daniel Saynt.I am a huge Metro Station fan. My true inspiration for writing is my desire to gain equality for all lactose intolerant folks in the work place. My goal is to prove to the fashion world that we too are people and that we can change the world one Soy Milk mustache at a time!