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The Hollandmiester Himself.  Yes, he loves hair gel. 

Jezebel.com just posted photos of Henry Holland’s newest party, House of Holland Movida. This must have just been a gathering of the biggest style victims in London, cause the fashion prowess was definitely lacking.  Let’s just say we wouldn’t be caught dead looking like any of these British hipsters.  Oh, and thanks for taking over the spot of the Misshapes buddy, some people over here we’re unsure who to cling onto since they packed up shop.

If it was black face paint it would be offensive. Because it’s white, it’s just stupid.

She looks like someone dipped her legs in grape juice. Don’t you know that stuff stains?!?

 

Where’s Waldo? Douchebag Edition

“Oh, a photo of little old me, I’m just here casually posing with a flute of champagne in front of this step and repeat, how unexpected!”

 

Must not have gotten the invite that stated “Odd Attire Required”

 

Ah, did mommy let you dress yourself today. Don’t forget your lunch box.

 

I promise I won’t piss my pants.

 

Did you come straight from the runway?  You know you don’t have to suck Holland’s balls if you got an invite.