Perez Hilton Cries at Launch Event for His Collection. I Will Pay to Taste His Tears.
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Yeah, one graphic on t-shirts, bags and flip flops and these glasses by Kanye West.
By now we all know about Perez Hilton’s clothing line. The collection that included blog flip flops appears to be a major flop. Perez Hilton decided to make an appearance at an LA Hot Topic to great his fans and sell some goods. Apparently, no one came. An employee from the store reported what really went down the day of the event.
ONLY 7 people showed up. SEVEN.That’s it. Mario was BEYOND upset texting and DEMENDING the right water, food, ETC he was a rude royal pain in the ass and BEYOND crass… My manager was trying to get people to come in to meet Perez by handing out $5 gift cards NO ONE WANTED TO MEET HIM! …he left around 8:45PM without saying goodbye to anyone & looked like he had been crying like the little bitch he is. We sold a grand total of $6.45 of Perez Hilton items between 6PM – 9PM. My manager has already talked about discounting his ‘line’ !”
This is seriously the greatest story I’ve written, ever. I’ve never felt so great reporting on a story.
Seriously, Hot Topic? Did you honestly think this line would sell? You’re regular customer is a self hating emo kid who thinks they are being “different” by wearing you mass produced goods. The idea that a middle aged doucher who mainly talks to sad housewives and chubby gays looking for a midday break from their work day could create a collection your customers might buy is idiotic. I hope a shit load of people get fired at Hot Topic this week.
Also, if anyone has video of Perez Hilton crying at Hot Topic or his appearance there, I want it. It’s totally the new porno.
