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Paris Hilton is annoying, and I get sick of hearing about her. So I am kicking myself for posting about her, but I had to get this off my chest. Even though I can’t stand her droopy-eyed, nonchalant stare, she is a beautiful girl. But I am wondering what is happening in this photo. The before picture shows her natural, no-nonsense beauty. But the look with the red lipstick looks like an ad for high class genie hookers. I’m not sure what message she was trying to get across here, but it’s totally not working. Stick to your natural looks sweetheart. You weren’t given good genes for nothing!
I stole my first pair of platforms from the Spice Bus in 1997 when Anglophilia was all the rage. Collector of vintage bags, vinyl and kitchen appliances. My dream of becoming a butcher is momentarily on hiatus so I can teach you how to wear muumuus and apply false eyelashes. Follow me on Twitter @CrystlMeatballs.