Before Prince William gets signed off as a married man god King-to-be, let's take a moment to drool gracefully over his young lifetime of sexiness. Those eyes. That jaw. That royally rugged body. That adorable, genuine smile. Okay, I should stop before I get myself into trouble with Kate Whatsherface. And blah blah blah, congrats on the Royal Wedding. Let's just admire the beauty.

Prince William is Officially sexy.

His Highness is contemplating the lusciousness of his young hair and the severely sexy angle of his jawline.

Fairly certain I'd want to be on the receiving end of this intense stare.

Prince William and the Wistful Coo.

His Majesty top deck in red hot chili pepper swimming trunks.

Let's go! Here we go now! Prince William in a smaller swimsuit! Wooo!

Okay, if we're putting him back in clothes, this is the sexiest place we could go next. Who doesn't love a Prince in uniform? And could anyone else smile that big in the military?

Using my ultimate hangman skills, I'm going to guess that the missing letters here are G R O at the front and Y at the end, making this Union Jack vest shout Groovy Baby! This certainly came from the Austin Powers era, if not from the movie itself. Yeah baby. Yeah.

Late teens, I'm going to say maybe 16? What a high school stud. So fresh. So clean. The current me wants to pinch his cheeks. The teenage version of myself wants to do bad bad things to him.

Last but certainly not least, this picture is proof that His Royal Highness can party. I mean look at him! Drunk eyes. Flagged. Sexy.