Aussie prudes. Australia's Advertising Standards Bureau has banned Calvin Klein Jeans's ad campaign featuring Lara Stone.

Claiming that the ad is "suggestive of violence and rape," the Bureau also considers it "demeaning to women by suggesting that she is a plaything of these men...[and demeaning to] men by implying sexualised violence against women.''

Well, that's easily remedied. Get Lara Stone out of there and let's have an old-fashioned gay orgy. No one will have a problem with that, right?

I'll get the lube.