The new Brooklyn Nets cheerleading uniforms are a little bit Beetlejuice, but really, totally Clueless. And it's totally not an Alaïa, or by any other totally important designers. As if!!

But who else thinks those uniforms are even trashier than Amber?

Ahem...

Amber: Miss Stoger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.

Dionne: Well there goes your social life.

There she is. Who wore it best?

Picture and brainchild from Amanda Lyn Ferri