Thought I was going to finally be able to cross these off the Wanted List when I finalized the order direct from the KTZ boutique in Paris, after a laborious month of frustrating back and forth emails. I waited for the damn postman like I had never waited before and probably ran a few red lights racing home when they finally did arrive............only to discover.........

THEY.SENT.THE.WRONG.SIZE. (click!)

I would have called the boutique to bitch them out and remedy the situation, but even after years of AP French, all I could probably do is very angrily order a Croque Monsieur. (cue the sad trombone again) Now, as amazing (!!!) as they are, I can't even look at them without having the urge to set a beret on fire. jk I love the French. You make good fries.

So if you would like to take advantage of this sad situation and make them yours, they are available for sale HERE.