Why would anyone publish an advertising campaign featuring David Beckham with his shirt on? Beats us. The British footballer recently starred in the holiday campaign for his body wear line wearing more clothes than we prefer. 

Who told David Beckham to be fully dressed? We want to have a discussion with that person because the infamously ripped soccer player is featured in the holiday campaign for H&M with more clothes on than we are used to.

David Beckham has an underwear line called Bodywear by David Beckham for the mass retailer H&M. The campaigns are infamous for showcasing Beckham and his "attributes", but this season is less memorable. With not much differentiating between the seasonal campaign s, the only thing we can notice is Beckham's lack o f lack of clothing.

Personally if we were H&M and were advertising David's layering clothing line, we would have him nude standing next to a mannequin wearing the collection. That way everyone wins and David Beckham stays naked. Flip through the rest of the disappointingly conservative images below.

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