Yesterday, murk sat over New York City on the day that's supposed to let us frolic for one last summer vaca. Instead, the clouds loomed to remind us of the actual hard labor (ahem, NYFW) ahead. Today, get your revenge on our Labor Day weather with a brass knuckle of an umbrella.

Would you give mother nature a swift one right in the kisser? Or are you more likely to get feisty with the unfortunate soul who splashes street water on your new suede shoes?

Be warned whomever lay on either side of the punch, for Umbster makes such a fearsome umbrella, brass knuckles built in. Get a grip at The Fancy for $287.