Fashion Indie's Top Ten Favorite Fashion Pervs [NSFW]

Mar 26, 2010 - by Daily Mister

To say we love pervs would be an understatement. WE LIVE FOR PERVS. Here's our list of our all time favorite naughty fashionites, who are infamous for their stylish perversions.

(In no particular order)

Terry Richardson. The Anything But Camera Shy Perv

To explain Terry's perverseness to a non-fashion person, would be equal to trying to explain restraint to Peaches Geldof. Aside from being well known for great photos of young models naked, Terry tips the scales of pervyness by asking girls to call him "Uncle Terry" and breaking down the fourth wall by flipping the script and letting models shoot him, usually with his cock hanging out. Classic.

Recently several models have come out to say how they felt exploited by him. One even went on to say, "I can remember doing this stuff, but even at the time, it was sort of like watching someone else do it, someone who couldnt possibly be me because I would never touch a creepy photographers penis." Hater. Sounds like someone was angry they didn't photoshop a little more cellulite of her ass and has sour grapes that Uncle Terry never called her back.

Karl Lagerfeld, The Creepy Old Man Perv

The bees knees at Chanel, Karl Lagerfeld has been the epitome of luxury since taking the reins at one of the industry's most respected fashion houses. Of course, on the surface Kaiser Karl seems posh and prim with well suited attire but underneath lies a ragging sexual energy that at his age puts him in a category shared by that Uncle who insisted of having you sit on his lap when you were 9 and that creepy old pedophile from Family Guy, hmmmmmm.

When he's not shooting photos of his lust interest Baptiste Giabiconi, Gramps is cruising the back pages of the Village Voice for male companions.  He recently went on the record with Vice Magazine and told the world how he enjoys the company of male escorts saying, "I dont like sleeping with people I really love. I dont want to sleep with them because sex cannot last but affection can last forever. I think this is healthy." He continued by saying that he only has sex with high-class escorts.

Later in the interview, Lagerfeld revealed his views on the hierarchies of society: For the way the rich live, [sex with escorts] is possible. But the other world, I think they need porn.  And I think I need a shower [and a larger bank account].

Dov Charney, The All American Perv

The mustache behind American Apparel (more like American A-perv-al, hahaha, I crack myself up) is not only a fan of porn stars and barely dressed hipsters, but also of sexual harassment charges. Charney has been the subject of several lawsuits, none of which have been proven, by former employees who claim the Chief Erecting Officer has had his share of inappropriate office interactions.  With reports of touching himself during magazine interviews and running around his Los Angeles factories in his underwear, it's no wonder that this demigod of hipsterdom will always make the list.

VIDEO: Dov Charney Makes Sharpies Sexy

Madonna, The Grandma Perv

Let's be honest, Madonna has done it all, and we mean literally done it all. She came out with her now infamous "SEX" book which featured strong adult content and hardcore pornographic pictures. She had a three-way kiss with America's then virginish Britney Spears. And she's had more wide-loads down her vadge-pass than the Holland Tunnel.  But all in all, Madonna has reign the supreme bitch of perversion.

Currently, the queen of pop is dating a sexy, latin boytoy, Jesus Luz. While that in itself isn't horrible, it's a massive age difference between the two that really wins this Material Girl a spot on this list, cause Jesus is technically old enough to be Madge's grandson. We've done the math.

Tom Ford, The "No Ones Complaining" Perv

He's just too sexy. He can talk about dicks and sex all day long, pose nude and force random objects up models asses but there is not a person in the world who'd ever complain. By far the sexiest of the pervs, Tom Ford reigns supreme.

Olivier Zahm, The European Editor Perv

The editor of the border pushing Purple Magazine, Olivier counts Terry Richardson and Karl Lagerfeld as BFF's. Him and Terry are often seen together at events and if you, like me, are addicted to Olivier's diary you'd see daily updates of naked women, naked Olivier, and of course cute photos of his daughter.

Isabel Mastache, The "Is That A Banana In Your Pocket" Perv

The pants pictured above. Enough said.

Calvin Klein, The Perv Nothing Comes Between

From banned basement shots, to getting little kids in their underwear, to perverting the streets with people in acts of sexual throws, Calvin Klein has managed to keep things teetering on the border of perversion for decades.

This also the same mind behind a teenage Brooke Shields saying "Nothing come between me and my Calvin's" in a very inappropriate, slightly statutory ad. His latest perversion includes ads featuring threesomes, a naked Eva Mendes, the bare backside of a oiled up ebony model, and Twilight's Kellan Lutz and True Blood's Mehcad Brooks wearing nothing but undies asking us if we want to see their dick!!! Not bad for one season of advertising.

Jane Aldridge & Bryan Boy, The Blogging Pervs

Daniel Saynt might enjoy promoting Fashion Porn to the masses, but two fashion bloggers bring it up a notch in naughtiness.

A self described "Dirty Old Man", Jane may appear to be a sweet little Texan who loves shoes and raiding her momma's closet, but deep down we know she's got it in her to make this list. Her other, less known blog They Don't Call Them Lovers In High School runs the gauntlet of perversion with photos of naked anime schoolgirls, full frontal crotch-shots, and of course, stuffed animals in inappropriate positions.

The Bobby Trendy of fashion blogging, Bryan Boy's perversion knows few bounds. From listing "Anal Sex" as a favorite activity on Facebook to submitting photos of himself with his pants down to Style.com, Bryan Boy manages to remain perverted while rocking a killer set of heals. Recent updates on cruising Craigslist for casual encounters and hitting up Grindr for nightly interests, make this one blogger who's not afraid to give it to us straight and for that reason we totally love him!!!

Lady Gaga, The Whole New Level Perv

In a matter of a year, Lady Gaga has reigned supreme as master of the next generation of pervs. She rarely wears pants, makes out with just about anyone, humps pool toys, dances around prison cells naked, claims to have sex with everyone she meets and will not stop until she's on the ground, grinding to exhaustion.

Her latest video Telephone is a nearly ten minute extravaganza in which she shows off her crotch, kisses some prison bull dikes, drives a "Pussy Wagon", plays lesbian lover to Beyonce and finally dances around the dead bodies of her poisoned victims. LOVE IT!!! Just wish I was her next victim, this girl is like butter for a fat person, necessary in large amounts!!!

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