Fiona Apple is locked up in a Texas jail right now. She was caught redhanded with a bit of hash, and her epic 90s songbird fame isn't quite working yet to set her free. All she needs is a good defense...

She was caught at the border in Sierra Blanca, TX, the same place that Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson and Armie Hammer were also arrested. It's a hot spot. Do you think we can free Fiona? Let's re-watch Criminal and send her freedom vibes.

FREE FIONA!!