Oh, Hot Topic.

The only good part about this black patent stiletto (with built-in bottle opener) is that you have to be really skilled to be able to use it without flashing everyone at the party. If you can pull that off, you deserve to wear whatever you want.  Ug, circular logic, perhaps, but I felt the need to justify the existence of these shoes. I just feel so bad for whoever will spend $40 on these.