Roll that queen out the gutter, take that jockstrap of his chin and get him back on the pole where he belongs. Whether he's tweakin' for the weekend or boozin' for some cruisin', the Go-Go Gay is always the life of the parTy. Give him a speedo and a glow stick and he is ready to go-go for the weekend, hunty. So with New York Gay Pride being the ultimate chance for him to let his rainbow thong fly and roll around naked in glitter -- and whatever else he can find -- he's no doubt teeming with excitement. And probably crabs.

This Pride, gift that Go-Go Gadget Homo with one of these delightful baubles to show your esteem, or at least to make up for that dollar you left him in his g-string the other night.