Don't be fooled, those aren't shoulder pads. No, the weight of the world rests on those broad shoulders. But beneath that dapper pantsuit, under that sensible haircut and sauntering in those unflattering loafers is a lady who could use a little pampering. Sure, she may look tough -- and a bit like a pre-pubescent boy -- but she's a woman who likes to work hard and play hardball.

This New York Gay Pride, give the Power Lesbian in your life a break from running the world (girls) with these darling trinkets of esteem.