That's right, Jersey Shore is returning for a third season of crotch shots, weave-ripping fights and jungle juice spills in the jacuzzi. You can see all of the marvelous promo photos after the jump.

Because Angelina is a bitch and not returning to the show, meet the newest cast member Deena Nicole Cortese! Bad tattoos, check. Fake tan, check.

The new season of Jersey Shore airs on MTV January 6. My crystal ball tells me it's going to be filled with plenty of fist pumping and spandex evening-wear.

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