Is Lady Gaga really giving out free MacBooks and iPad 2's to her little monsters? Unless the Government Hooker has whored herself out to a commercially Santa-like monster that spams your computer in a sex-when-you-just-want-to-hold-hands kind of way, then Gaga has been hacked! The only pop-up we want from Lady Gaga is one that involves Nicola Formichetti and Boffo or Barney's Gaga Workshop. Whoever fucked with our Mother Monster is going to have to answer to us, and her artillery of weapon-esque props. Either send us free shit and get out of our faces or she'll retaliate with a spiked piano and a gun-bra. Save Lady Gaga's Twitter! 

This is not your ticket to Electric Chapel.

Will Gaga fight back with her arsenal of sharp, explosive accessories?