We love drinking just about as much as we love getting dressed. So the only logical next step is to dress up our drinks. I'm not talking that mixology mumbo jumbo, I mean on the outside. Accessorizing the bottle that you can now shamelessly swig in public. Luckily there's a Freaker in North Carolina that's on the bottle styling mission already.

Now, I know what your thinking: Your bottles of alcohol don't last long enough to sustain an outfit for more than a few minutes. Solution: Dress up your water bottle, traveling coffee cup, OJ carton, milk jug, beer bottle, that wine you're saving for a special occasion, or any bottle at all. Really.

I use mine on my camelback water-filtering bottle (it's cooler than it sounds, I swear.) It's, quite literally, handy because it absorbs all the condensation from the outside so nothing in my bag gets wet, and it keeps my hands sweat free.

Made like a thick tube sock without the foot (at an N.C. based sock factory), the Freaker slips around, seriously, any sized bottle. Why don't I let the Freaks explain:

A Freaker will both conceal and jazz up your bottle in equal parts. Now drink prettier, you freaks.

They're just $8 at Edge of Urge!