Don't let a b*tch steal your scent. And don't let a man know what's making you smell so sweet. While you're already dressing up your precious liquids, disguise your perfumes the old fashioned way. Pump it out pretty with the porcelain ladies of the "Blow Me" collection.

The cheeky Rebecca Wilson hacks the heads off of dolls of the days of yore, and fixes them with a vintage perfume pump. The result is slightly creepy, super stunning, and a very pretty penny.

$529 on TheFancy.com

Which would give you more nightmares, these headless lady perfume puffers or Lady Gaga's Fame fragrance trailer?