I Vote Paris.....For President!
Oct 09, 2008 - by Rebecca Alexander
In an interview for the November issue of Harpers Bazaar, Paris outlined her presidential platform, suggesting she will only wear American designers if elected and replace inaugural balls with rock parties.
I wont have a cabinet; I will have a closet, Paris explained. A giant walk-in closet with all styles of advisers, like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane von Furstenberg, Naughty by Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, and, of course, Tinkerbell.
HB:Who will be your vice president? PH: Rihanna, of course. Shes hot.
HB:How do you intend to redecorate the White House?
PH: In these trying economic times, I believe the White House should have a minimalist touch: open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows, and an infinity pool.
My advice to Sarah Palin is, youve got a hot bod; dont keep it to yourself, the heiress told the style mag. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?