In an interview for the November issue of Harpers Bazaar, Paris outlined her presidential platform, suggesting she will only wear American designers if elected and replace inaugural balls with rock parties.

I wont have a cabinet; I will have a closet, Paris explained. A giant walk-in closet with all styles of advisers, like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane von Furstenberg, Naughty by Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, and, of course, Tinkerbell.

HB:Who will be your vice president? PH: Rihanna, of course. Shes hot.

HB:How do you intend to redecorate the White House?

PH: In these trying economic times, I believe the White House should have a minimalist touch: open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows, and an infinity pool.

My advice to Sarah Palin is, youve got a hot bod; dont keep it to yourself, the heiress told the style mag. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?

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