Is a winter hat mask that won't make me look like a serial killer too much to ask for? I guess so because I've been searching for years and finally found it today. A "little deranged," this J. W. Anderson hat mask contraption from Opening Ceremony is the perfect winter accessory to keep you looking fierce and feeling warm.

The brim deflects nasty precipitation from your eyes, and a long back neck cover keeps the wind at bay. Patent leather adds pizazz. Move out of the way ski masks, there's a new veil in town. Get yours for $750 at openingceremony.com.